Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

What do you call a puppy with a fever?

What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?

I'm not a bad putter.

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

Why do trees have so many friends?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

Why did the snake cross the road?