Why is heaven always so tidy?
Because cleanliness is next to Godliness.
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Why do rhinos charge?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
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