Why is heaven always so tidy?
Because cleanliness is next to Godliness.
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Which animal will never go bald?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
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