Why is heaven always so tidy?
Because cleanliness is next to Godliness.
Where does cheese invest its money?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What fish sings the best?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What's the slowest 5k?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
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