Why is heaven always so tidy?
Because cleanliness is next to Godliness.
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What game do cows play at parties?
Where was Noah born?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What's a henway?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
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