Why is heaven always so tidy?
Because cleanliness is next to Godliness.
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
How was the wedding?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Which animal is the most religious?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What are you studying in math?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
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