My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

Which animal will never go bald?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?

What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?

What kind of pants do fish wear?

What do fish use for glasses?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?