I like telling Dad jokes.
Sometimes he laughs!
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Which animals make the best football players?
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