How do you make antifreeze?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?

Why can you never find the number nine?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

What did the beaver say to the tree?