What kind of water does an angel like?

Where do chips wear socks?

Why do orcas love to gossip?

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

Why did the cow cross the road?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?