I broke my finger!

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

How does a lion greet other animals?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

Where do polar bears store their money?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?