Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

What's the ocean's funniest animal?

What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?

What do you call a smelly horse?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?