What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

How can you make 7 even?

What's a mom's favorite headwear?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

What's the noisiest food?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

Why is the letter A like a spring flower?

What's a farmer's favorite snack?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?