What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

What do you call the successful dog detective?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

Which founding father loves to sing?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

Why was the fish so smart?

What is an archer's favorite store?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

Which animal is accused of lying all the time?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?