What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

Why do some people love eating snails?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

How do horses navigate at night?

What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?