On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

What vehicles are in the best shape?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

What do you call a famous turtle?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

How does a taco bless the table?