What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

Where are average things manufactured?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

Where do burgers like to dance?

What do you call an ant who fights crime?

What type of birds stay together forever?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?