Why is the number 4 so smart?

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?

What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

What do you call a baby dinosaur?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?