Why do magicians score well in exams?

How do you get straight A's?

What do you call a class about how to interact with others?

Where's the best place to learn about eggs?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?