What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

Why did the echo get detention?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

What's the opposite of irony?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

Why is a doctor always calm?

I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

Which animal is the most religious?

What cookies are best enjoyed outside?