Why are sandals so indecisive?

What day is your mom always right?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

Which animal should never work for the government?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?