Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

What kind of bird works at a construction site?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?