What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Mummy's Day.
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
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