What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Mummy's Day.
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
A book just fell on my head.
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
What do you call a dog in space?
What did one plate say to the other?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
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