What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Mummy's Day.
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Where do books sleep?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
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