What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Mummy's Day.
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What did the confused bee say?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What did the calf play in the school band?
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