What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Mummy's Day.
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Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What's the slowest 5k?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
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