Why are sandals so indecisive?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

Which cats have the best manners?

Why do cats give such great massages?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

Who is the bees' favorite singer?

What do you call lending money to a bison?