What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

Someone stole all my lamps.

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

Why was the dog so popular?

What animal styles their hair every day?