What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

Who is a bird's favorite superhero?

What kind of monkey flies to school?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?

What dogs are always lying to you?

Why did the baby cookie cry?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?