What's a worm's favorite holiday?

Why is winter considered holy?

What is another term for the price of gas?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

What kind of music do planets like?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

Families are like fudge.

Why are frogs always so happy?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

Why did the heels and the boots get along?