Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

Why do trees try new things so often?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?

How do you get kids to do something?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

What type of flower grows up too fast?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?