What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

Where do superheroes blend right in?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

Why is grass so dangerous?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

Why did the snake cross the road?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?