Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
He had a wand toy.
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What animal floats best?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Families are like fudge.
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
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