Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

What type of birds stay together forever?

Where do polar bears store their money?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

Where do pigs love to take naps?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

What do sheep do on sunny summer days?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

What's a frog's favorite sport?