Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
He had a wand toy.
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
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