What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Which bird would make a great farmer?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

Why was the fish so smart?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

What do you call a thieving alligator?

What is a king's favorite weather?