Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

What do bees chew?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

What's the laziest vegetable?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

Why did the goal post get angry?

What do you call a cow with no GPS?

What sport can waiters play really well?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

What do rich squirrels eat?

What's a cat's favorite color?