How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

What words make the best athletes?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

What's a dad's favorite dessert?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

How does a cow do math?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

Why was the horse so happy?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

What happens when grass goes out of town?