What did the peach say to its crying husband?

Which relative loves rice?

What should your husband name his internet connection?

How do you make a bear really angry?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

Why was the pirate late for work?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

Why don't wolves like fast food?

What instrument does a bull from Paris play?

What do you do when two snails fight?

Why was the broom late for school?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?