Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

What cookies are best enjoyed outside?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

Where do cats go on vacation?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?