What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

Shoutout to my grandma!

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Why do elephants have trunks?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

What dog wears contact lenses?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?