How did the pirate call his mother?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

Which celebrity always frowns?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

What sweet treat never panics?

A book just fell on my head.

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

Why was the computer cold at work?