How do you get kids to do something?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

What type of dog loves to take showers?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?