What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Grace.
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Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
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