Which family member has tusks?

What's a father's favorite flower?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

Why do cows go to New York?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.