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What's a dad's favorite dessert?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What is the fiercest flower in the garden?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

Why do cows go to New York?

What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

What does a panda ghost say?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

Why are stones so good at music?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

Why do cats always get what they want?

What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?