Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?

What birds always travel in twos?

A book just fell on my head.

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?