What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

Families are like fudge.

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?

What do you call the successful dog detective?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

What do you call the study of strong women in history?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?