How do you raise a baby elephant?

What do you call a fancy dance for cats?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

How did the pirate call his mother?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?