Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

What do cats eat for breakfast?

Which animal loves to have a good time?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

What's the loudest sport?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

What country's capital is growing the fastest?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?