Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

What snacks always have the best tan?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

What style of music weighs the most?

What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

Which insect is the smartest?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

What's black and white and goes around and around?

What's a mom's favorite headwear?

What do elves learn in school?