Did you hear about the famous pickle?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What animal has the worst mood swings?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?