What's a boxer's favorite drink?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

What's the king of all school supplies?