What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

Do dads always snore?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

What tree is always ready for fall baking?

Why did the elk have great hair?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

The ocean is a real trendsetter.