Why did the student eat their homework?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

Which cats have the best manners?

Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?

Why don't fish play basketball?

Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

Why are goats so funny?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?