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How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

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What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

Which former US President was always cold?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

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What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?

This candy bar is a real home run.

Coffee has a rough time in our household.