Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
They wanted to make some mewsic!
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What's the perfect job for a cow?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
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