Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
They wanted to make some mewsic!
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
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