What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

Which dog loves to rob banks?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

Which subject has two parts?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

Which flower is easily embarrassed?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Why are cows bad at telling jokes?

How do hurricanes see?