What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

What animals make the best baseball players?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

What animal could Noah not trust?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?