What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

What do you call a fish without an eye?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

What do they call pastors in Germany?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

Why are cows bad at telling jokes?

Why are trees always so positive?