Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

Why do trees have so many friends?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?

What is an insect's favorite game?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

What does a female lion call her mate?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?