What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?

Why did the echo get detention?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?

What is a bunny's favorite dance?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?