What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

Why did the frog have a long face?

Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

What's a dog's favorite book?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

Why did the whale cross the road?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?

What kind of cheese can you sew with?

What kind of clothes does a house wear?