Why was the snake coughing so much?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

What animal loves Indian food?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

Where do polar bears vote?

What's the most athletic footwear?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

What do you call a greedy elf?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?

Which fly makes films?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?