How does a barber get to work?
He rides a razor scooter.
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What table can you never sit at?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
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