How does a barber get to work?
He rides a razor scooter.
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Why do all the planets get along?
Why are baseball games at night?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
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