How does a barber get to work?
He rides a razor scooter.
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Why did the barber win the race?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
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