Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

Want to hear a joke about construction?

What do you call a greedy elf?

What sport do horses love to play?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

What is the smallest lion?

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?