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What do you call a crate of ducks?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Where do baby apes sleep?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

How does dinner smell?

What animal loves Indian food?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?