What does an escalator say when it stops working?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Which animal is the most religious?

What animal could Noah not trust?

What bee is good for your health?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?