How does a sidewalk address a question?

In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

What's a reptile's favorite movie?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?

What do you call a tired tree?

What's the beach's favorite movie?

What do you get when two plants kiss?