What goes snap, crackle, and pop?

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

Why did he change his bike's tires?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

Why is spring the oddest season?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Where do kittens go to school?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

What vehicle works the hardest?

Families are like fudge.

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

Which singer could always break a five?