Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?

Which dog likes to run across an open field?

What do you call two birds in love?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

What do British people and golfers have in common?

Why did the professor write on the window?

What is a bunny's favorite dance?