What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
A Sasquatch.
What is an insect's favorite game?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
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