What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
An antique.
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What's the most determined bird?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What shape is bad at driving?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
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