What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
An antique.
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What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Which hot drink loves golf?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
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