What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
An antique.
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Where do ants go to eat?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
How do automobiles fly?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Which family member has tusks?
What's the opposite of irony?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
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