What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
An antique.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What's a dog's favorite city?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Where do hamsters come from?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What animal styles their hair every day?
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