What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?

Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

What car always breaks the rules?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

What do you call a Russian flea?

Who is God's favorite superhero?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

Where do superheroes blend right in?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

What do you call a handsome runner?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?