Why did the chicken cross the net?

What do ocean animals do when it snows?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.

Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

Which hot drink loves golf?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?