What kind of sandals do frogs wear?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

What do rich squirrels eat?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

Why are the mountains so tired?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?

What did the rug say to the floor?

What did the dog say after his birthday party?