What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Roast beef.
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
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