Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

What's an owl's favorite school subject?

Why do fish live in salt water?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

Why did the barber win the race?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

Did Eve have a date with Adam?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

How do you get to Tooth Island?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?