What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Roast beef.
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There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What did one plate say to the other?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What style of music weighs the most?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Why was the cat so small?
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