Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

Where do lions like to go on vacation?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

What do you do when two snails fight?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

Which parent cares the most for the environment?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

What kind of cheese can you sew with?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?