What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Roast beef.
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How many insurance policies do cats need?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What is a mom's favorite game?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
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