What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

What makes pirates such good singers?

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

What is the best book to read in autumn?

What part of your eye learns the quickest?

Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

Where do religious school children practice sports?