What do you call penguins and polar bears?

What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?

When is a black dog not a black dog?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

What do you call a greedy elf?

Why was the computer cold at work?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

Why do cubes make great referees?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?