What animal keeps up with all the trends?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

How are mountains able to see?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

Why are the mountains so tired?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?