What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

Where do goldfish go camping?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

What do you call a crate of ducks?

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?