Which dog dreams of being a matador?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

What sport are eggs the best at?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

What kind of story do trees love to tell?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

Why did electricity win the race?