Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Because they can't break the ice.
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What's a bat's favorite game?
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