What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?

What is a cow's dream job?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

How does a witch play loud music?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?