Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Because they can't break the ice.
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What is the most faithful insect?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
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