What kind of birds make the best thieves?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

What animal could Noah not trust?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

Why do math teachers love hiking?

In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.

What are the strongest days of the week?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

How does a taco bless the table?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

What is the unluckiest type of cat?

What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?