Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

Why did electricity win the race?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

What do you call a crate of ducks?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

What school subject really rocks?

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?