How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?

How do you talk to a giant?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

Where are average things manufactured?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

Why is furniture so generous?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?