Why did electricity win the race?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

What's a cat's favorite song?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

What do you call an animal pop star?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

Why did the elk have great hair?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?