What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Vegetarians.
What did summer say to spring?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why did the barber win the race?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What do fish use for glasses?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
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