What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Vegetarians.
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What table can you never sit at?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What insect runs away from everything?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!