What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Vegetarians.
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What is the most adorable season?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Why are baseball games at night?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Why did electricity win the race?
Why don't ants get sick?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
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