How did the tree feel in spring?

Why is the letter A like a spring flower?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What's a frog's favorite year?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

What do cows say on NYE?