What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Vegetarians.
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
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