What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Vegetarians.
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What do you call siblings who love math?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
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