Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

What's the best band to listen to in autumn?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

How do you make a cow float?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?