Why does the sun love to go back to school?

Why is summer always sad?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Where do polar bears vote?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

What animal knows kung fu?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?