Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

Why do librarians never make plans?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

What do you call a puppy with a fever?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

What type of bat doesn't fly?