What do you call it when spring gets sad?

What did summer say to spring?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

Where do books love to go on vacation?

Why was the computer cold at work?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

What kind of monkey flies to school?

Why did the body of water think so much?

Why are skeletons so calm?

What's the saddest part of the week?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?