Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

Which animal will never go bald?

What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

Why couldn't the leopard hide?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?