What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

How can you make 7 even?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

Which celebrity became a great detective?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?