Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

Where do clowns go on vacation?

What time of day was Adam created?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

What animal knows kung fu?

Who is a cat's favorite superhero?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"