Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

Why are books always so angry?

Where do surfers go to school?

Where do German dogs sleep?

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?

Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?

Which former US President was always cold?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?