Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

Why did the dog get embarrassed?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?