What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

What do you call a cheap dog accessory?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

Why was the pirate late for work?

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?