What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

What do you call a flying police officer?

Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

What's the scariest letter?

What animal loves Indian food?

What's the most popular cat in New England?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?