Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

What type of barrel breaks easily?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

Which fish is the best at making glass art?

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?