What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

Why was the fish so smart?

What do you call a dog that is left-handed?

Why are kitten siblings always fighting?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

Why was the picture sent to jail?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?