How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Mary Christmas!
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What's the scariest letter?
What animal loves Indian food?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
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