What's the most magical part of a turkey?

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

What is a whale's favorite sport?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

Why are ghosts always single?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

What games do ants play with elephants?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

Why did the cow go to outer space?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?