How did the two figs make their marriage last?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?

What season begins with a thud?

Which former US President was always cold?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

What day of the week do chickens hide?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Which singer loves to groom sheep?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

Why do kids love theater classes?