What is a twin's favorite fruit?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

How do eggs end a TV show?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?

What fish sings the best?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?