Which family member is always relieved?
A ne-phew.
How do you get kids to do something?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What is a king's favorite weather?
How do you measure a millennial?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
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