What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

What do you call an ant who fights crime?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

Why don't fish play basketball?

Why do cats love to work?