What do female veggies wear to the beach?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Where do actors go to pray?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

What animals make the best students?