Where do ghosts go on vacation?

When do flowers get their workout in?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

What do you call it when a bird does something bad?

What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?

What game do mice love to play?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

Why was the broom late for school?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

What did the wolf say to the flea?

What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?

What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?

What did the pen say to the pencil?