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What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?

What do ghosts turn on in summer?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

Which plant has the best roar?

What did the mama goat say to her child?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?