Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

Why do librarians never make plans?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

How does a squid go into battle?