What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?

Which big cat never tells the truth?

Where do cows go on the weekend?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

What are hotdogs called in the winter?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?