How does a squid go into battle?

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?