Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

What is the best type of science to study with your family?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

Why are frogs always so happy?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

What animal likes to party the most?