What did the octopus use to write his novel?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

Why did the student always get straight A's?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

Which tree can't stop crying?

Why did the mare gain weight?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?

What tree has the most bark?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?