Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

Where does mist apply for a loan?

What do naked fish play with?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

What game does a rabbit always win?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?