What do you call it when two boats become friends?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Why do elephants have trunks?

What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

What do trees wear to the lake?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?