What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

Why are bakers so good at math?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Where do pigs learn magic?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

What makes pirates such good singers?

Why are boxers good comedians?