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A pupsicle.
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Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
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