What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

What style of music weighs the most?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?

What is the opposite of coffee?

What does a female lion call her mate?

Want to hear a joke about a balloon?

How does a witch play loud music?

Where do goldfish go camping?