How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

What instrument does a bull from Paris play?

What kind of ant is good at math?

What animal always goes to heaven?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

What makes a glow worm glow?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?