Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

What is a baker's favorite children's story?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

What do sheep always carry on a hot day?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

Where do chips wear socks?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

What's a cat's favorite snack?