What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

What did the bee say to the flower?

What pop singer also makes a great weapon?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

What game do cows play at parties?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

How do you make a walnut laugh?

Who is the ultimate father of the sea?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?

What did the calf play in the school band?

What do British people and golfers have in common?