What fish only swims at night?
A starfish.
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What song does Tarzan⢠sing at Christmas?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What do you call two birds in love?
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