What do you say if you meet a toad?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

Why was the picture sent to jail?

Why do trees have so many friends?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

What do ducks get after they eat?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?